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About 3Weasel inc.



Myself, Friends, Associates, & Accomplices

"It's a definite plus if you don't cause any massive over- or underpressure in this room."
--Me to a classmate while listening to a lecture on safety in chemistry lab

"Hey, there's something warm under my foot...oh, it's my other foot."
--Jenn, in a moment of blonde-ness

"It resembles a Gigantic Demonic Tri-Skulled Ferret Of Doom -- but in a good way"
--Jenn, describing the 3Weasel logo

"You're our sex symbol...our James Dean/Jim Morrison..."

"Christmas songs would ALL sound better on electric guitars."

"I don't want my car's crumple zones to protect me...I want OTHER cars' crumple zones to protect me."

"Baker, you're insane…I like that in you."
--Tiffany S.


Ryan: "Clyde, define 'subservient'"
Clyde: "Yassuh, Massuh!"
--Ryan & Clyde, when asked what "subservient" means

"If motorcycles were meant to fly, God would've given them wings...Harley-Davidson, Honda..."
--My uncle Bob, watching a motocross race

"Tabasco sauce makes everything taste better: monkey, snake..."
--My dad, ex-Green Beret

"Do you think this is a natural lake?"
--My mom, looking down at the 200-foot tall Lake Greeson Narrows Dam in Arkansas

"Justice demands an eye for an eye and a tooth for a tooth. Revenge demands both eyes, and a whole mouthful of teeth."
--My dad

Famous People:

"Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated."
--Mark Twain

"No bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. You win by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country."
--Gen. George S. Patton

"You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer."
-- Frank Zappa

TV & Movies:

"Ooooh Nooooo!"
--Mr. Bill, Saturday Night Live

--Homer Simpson, The Simpsons

"There are no atheists in a combat situation!"
--SGM Hafner,The Siege of Firebase Gloria

"My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."
--Inigo Montoya, Princess Bride

"Be not that far from me, for trouble is near; haste Thee to help me."
"Blessed be the Lord my strength, which teacheth my hands to war, and my fingers to fight."
"My goodness, and my fortress; my high tower, and my deliverer; my shield, and he in whom I trust; who subdueth my people under me."
"O my God, I trust in thee: let me not be ashamed, let not mine enemies triumph over me."
--Pvt. Jackson, Saving Private Ryan, while aiming sniper rifle


"The new 'Hushed' Ride. As quiet as honey on velvet!"
--1950 Ford car advertisement's description of how quiet the car is